Week 1 NFL Picks for Gambling Degenerates
Are you ready for some football? Well, if you’re a gambling degenerate like me, you’re probably even more excited for Week 1 of the NFL season. Here are my picks for this week’s matchups. Just a heads up, the team logos represent who I think will win the game, not necessarily cover the spread. So, let’s dive into the action!
Ravens at Chiefs (-3)
The Ravens were a dominant force last season, but can they overcome the powerhouse that is Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs? In big games, I’ll always take Mahomes over Lamar Jackson.
Packers “at” Eagles (-2)
A showdown between the young and inconsistent Packers and the enigmatic Eagles. I’m leaning towards the Eagles in a close battle, thanks to Jalen Hurts and their strong offensive line.
Jaguars at Dolphins (-3)
Don’t underestimate the impact of the Miami heat on visiting teams. The Dolphins have the advantage, and I’m giving them the nod in this matchup.
Steelers at Falcons (-3.5)
Two teams that always seem to defy expectations. Can the Steelers keep their winning streak alive, or will the Falcons surprise us all? I’m going with the Steelers to cover.
Vikings (-1.5) at Giants
The Giants are the underdogs at home, facing the Vikings led by Sam Darnold. Can the Giants pull off an upset, or will the Vikings maintain their edge? I’m siding with the Vikings in this one.
Panthers at Saints (-4)
The Saints may not be at their best, but can they cover the spread against the Panthers? I’m hesitant to lay four points on the Saints in Week 1.
Patriots at Bengals (-8)
The Patriots face a tough matchup against the Bengals. After observing the Patriots’ offense in training camp, I have doubts about their ability to score. I’m taking the Bengals to cover the spread.
Titans at Bears (-4)
The Bears are bursting with potential, but can they live up to the hype against the Titans? I believe the Bears will come out on top and continue to build their reputation as contenders.
Cardinals at Bills (-6.5)
Despite some concerns, I’m confident the Bills will cover the spread. With a strong finish to last season and a top-tier quarterback, the Bills are poised for success.
Texans (-3) at Colts
Watch out for the Colts this season. With a solid lineup and underrated talent, the Colts could surprise everyone. I’m backing the Colts to cover the spread against the Texans.
Raiders at Chargers (-3)
The Chargers have the edge in this matchup, but it’s anyone’s game. I’m leaning towards the Chargers to secure the win in a tight contest.
Broncos at Seahawks (-6)
The Seahawks look strong against the struggling Broncos. I’m picking the Seahawks to cover the spread and dominate the Broncos at home.
Commanders at Buccaneers (-3.5)
Keep an eye on the Commanders this season. I’m taking a chance on them to pull off an upset against the Buccaneers in Week 1.
Cowboys at Browns (-2.5)
The Cowboys are the underdogs against the Browns, but don’t count them out just yet. I believe the Cowboys will cover the spread and surprise the Browns on the road.
Rams at Lions (-3.5)
In a rematch of last year’s thrilling matchup, the Lions have the advantage this time around. With a strong offensive line and key retirements on the Rams’ side, I’m backing the Lions to cover the spread.
Jets at 49ers (-4)
The Jets face an uphill battle against the formidable 49ers. I’m confident the 49ers will cover the spread and start the season strong.
Picks Against the Spread
For Week 1, my picks against the spread are: Dolphins (-3), Steelers (+3.5), Bills (-6.5), Colts (+3), Cowboys (+2.5), 49ers (-4).
Season Records
- 2024 Season, Straight Up: 0-0
- 2024 Season, ATS: 0-0
- 2023 Season, Straight Up: 178-109
- 2023 Season, ATS: 50-48-6
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